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Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Happy Thanksgiving!

Well, I decided to go ahead and post this now, because some people may be getting off early today. (Not me...sigh.)

In honor of the holiday, I am posting the Turkey song by Adam Sandler (some lines deleted because this is a G-rated blog).

Enjoy!

The Turkey Song
Love to eat turkey
Love to eat tur-er-er-key

Love to eat turkey
Cause it's good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
Cause it's turkey to eat
So good

Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Let's eat the turkey
In my big brown shoe

Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With Betty Grable

Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million Elvis fans
Can't be wrong

Turkey turkey doo and
Turkey turkey dap
I eat that turkey
Then I take a nap

Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite!
That's right!

Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry.

White meat, dark meat
You just can't lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise

Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
I'll never take down
My Cheryl Tiegs poster

Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr.
Only had one eye

Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pant
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel

Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

1 Comments:

  • At 9:56 AM, Blogger Reagan said…

    Uhm, yes. Thank you in advance for not posting that other verse I deleted. (looks at all the readers)

     

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